(Non-GPz)A Little Humor

[Paul Heim]

I had a really bad day last week.  I inadvertently rear-ended a van.

When we pulled over and got out, imagine my surprise when I discovered that the other driver was a dwarf.  As he approached with a sour look on his face, he looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!"

God help me, I couldn't stop myself.  I asked him, "Well then, which one are you?"

That's when the fight started.