From: mmanning@icomsim.com (Michael Mannning)
Date: Wed, 3 Mar 1993 16:41:07 GMT

rec.moto.harley FAQ.

Frequent Answers to Questions.
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If you don't own a Harley now, don't get one because if you haven't been
riding one since 1903 you're not a real Harley rider so don't bug me you
poser fag. 

Big twins are real Harleys, Sportsters are training Harleys you poor
confused fool. 

Shovelheads are real Harleys, EVOs are just like a Honda cheezy commonplace
and boring. If you had any class you'd own a shovel. Even old Sportsters,
yuck, is better than an EVO. Yuppy scum! 

EVOs are for smart people, Shovelheads suck and leak oil and you have an
EVO if you could afford one you impoverished peon. 

Panheads are real Harleys, Shovelheads are just like a triumph. If you had
any class you'd own a Panhead. 

Big twin riders who say Sportster suck are confused assholes who are too
stupid to get it. 

Hardtail riders are insane, there values are not mine so they are wrong.
You psychotic stuck in the past indigent scumbag. 

Hardtail riders are more manly and virile than people who ride bikes that
have suspensions you spineless whimp. 

My dad can beat up your dad. 

Bikers aren't the low lifes that they used to be, now "real" people ride
Harleys. 

Riding a Harley used to mean something, now any butt reaming wanabe can get
one. I don't care if people think I'm an indigent scumbag but I don't want
them to think I may be a lawyer or a stock broker that would be yucky. 

If you have a job and can afford a Harley you are a yuppy. BTW a EVO motor
is a dead give away. Oh yea, and you're gay too. 

If you don't put several thousand dollars in performance mods on your bike
you are a spineless whimp with no real soul. You insecure poser loser. 

If you do put several thousand dollars worth of mods on you bike you are a
poser scumbag out to impress sixteen year old girls. You insecure poser
loser. 

Real Harley riders have no respect for those who are not one of the elite. 

Real Harley rides attend H.O.G. meetings every wednesday and try to improve
the image of Harley riders and get others to start enjoying the thrills of
ownership. 

H.O.G. members are following their herding instinct and are weak. They are
also toadies for Harley. 

Ex jap bike riders are like Ex alcoholics. Hi, my name's Bob and I once
owned a Suzuki. If been clean for ten years now.... 

Ex Sportster riders are like Ex alcoholics. Hi, my name's Bob and I once
owned a XLH. If been clean for ten years now.... one oil change at a time. 

Buells are for the confused. It's not a Harley, it's not a real sport bike,
and if they could afford it they must be yuppies. Scum! 

Harley should dump this retro shit and build a real bike. 

If it's not a Harley it sucks. If you ask why, you're a fag. Love it or
leave it. If it ain't broke don't fix it. Fuck you. 

Helmets are for fags. 

If you had a brain you'd protect it since you don't I'll pass a law you
dick. 

Rare bikes should be bought for collectors value and never ridden so that
they'll be around for years. `83 XR1000 0 miles, $10,000.00 

Every bike should be ridden if it isn't you shouldn't own it. You poser
yuppy born insecure mother fucker. 

People who ride rare bikes have no respect for the importance of the
history they are destroying. You low life redneck. 

Drag pipes are a sign of a low life moron with no respect for others .You
insecure poser loser. 

Drag pipes are the sign of a real Harley owned by a real Harley rider. You
insecure poser loser. 

It's nice that Harley is attempting to clean up it's image. They licence
their logo only to very good quality vendors these days. You get what you
pay for but you pay for the name at the same time. 

Harley dealers now suck. They are full of overprice twainese clothing and
lick and stick tattoos for poser balding accountants and their porcine
issue. 

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Not that I want politically correct Harley posting, but there are extremes. 

- Michael