Responses to stupid questions?

[Bill Magitz]

>From non-riders ? that's too easy >>>> Is it dangerous ? my reply »»» don't know , haven't really thunk about it !!!

and.... though this is not a question but I sure hear it a lot....." I'd ride/have a motorcycle but my wife won't let me"  sometimes the smirk chortle sneer etc etc comes out sometimes I mumble something like "bummer". 

> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Bob Sims" <bob.sims at us.army.mil>
> To: gpzlist at micapeak.com
> Subject: Responses to stupid questions?
> Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:15:41 +0200
> 
> 
> All,
> 
> OK, it will soon be that time again...  time to get back on the road, and
> field those stupid questions from the non-riding public again!
> 
> My least-favorite two:
> 
> 1.  How fast will it go?
> (My standard response:  "Its top speed is limited only by the laws of
> physics.")
> 
> 2.  How much did it cost?
> (My standard response:  "A couple of paychecks.")
> 
> So, what are some of the questions you've experienced, and how do you
> respond?  Let's hear it...
> 
> Bob
> www.twowheelsburning.com

>


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