What kind of Holiday Song Will You Sing This Year ?

[Bill Magitz]

my neighbor just invited the wife and me over for some adult beverages and the fireplace will be lit and a no kids advisary went into efect. so to answer >>>>>

15) Cozy - My nuts roasting by an open fire.

sorry hahaha

> 
>   What  kind of Holiday Song Will You Sing This Year  ?
> 
> 1)  Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear,  the Voices, the Voices?
> 
> 2)  Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll Be  Home for Christmas
> 
> 3)  Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels  Sing About Me
> 
> 4)  Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and  House and Lawn and 
> Streets and stores and office and town and  cars and buses and 
> trucks and trees and fire hydrants  and...
> 
> 5)  Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three  Queens Disoriented Are
> 
> 6)  Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming to Get  Us
> 
> 7) Borderline Personality  Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You  
> Better Not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll Not Tell You  Why
> 
> 8) Full Personality  Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On  an Open Fire
> 
> 9) Obsessive Compulsive  Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,  
> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle  
> Bells,
> 
> 10)  Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on  Christmas Day But Wouldn't 
> Leave My  House
> 
> 11) Senile Dementia - Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles  from My 
> House in My Slippers and
> Robe
> 
> 12) Oppositional Defiant  Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa  
> Claus So I Burned Down the House
> 
> 13) Social Anxiety  Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little  
> Christmas While I Sit Here and  Hyperventilate
> 
> 14) Attention Deficit  Disorder - We Wish You......Hey Look!!  It's Snowing!!!
> 
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