re shrinkage

[schnowz]

sounds like a Sienfeld moment
 
"About 2 weeks ago I visited my daughter in 
Penetanguishene.  My grandson Rhys gave me a cold that has had me 
feeling like I've had a 2 week hang over.  All I can hope is he is 
having as hard a time finding his pecker after me having to pull him 
out of his face plant in Georgian Bay as I'm having finding mind after 
last night's ride.   Its a sittin' down to pee time.