Pulled this off wreck.moto today. Thought you guys (and gals) would enjoy it. 

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Andy Woodward writes:

<Stuff about gay people deleted>

>I have a problem with em. I dont give a toss what they do in their own homes, but they seeem to have a need to force their sexuality down everyone else throats (could I have phrased that better?) at every available opportunity.

>This crap has no place on rec.moto. Folk dont post to comp.lang.c saying 'Hi, I'm heterosexual and I want a fuck. Anyone else likewise?' 

>I also get pretty pissed off with Caroline's inability to post anything without blatant sexual innuendo (despite seeming to have some brains hidden away under all the bimboism)

>PS. I've never understood the term homophobia. ... -phobia is a FEAR of something. What is the correct ending for something revolting? 

Dear
[ ] squid	[ ] a$$hole	[ ] ignorant snot
[ ] nerd	[ ] Elvis	[ ] lonely masturbator
[*] prick	[ ] newbie	[ ] Pencil Neck Geek

You are being flamed because
[*] you continued a boring useless stupid thread [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to [ ] you posted a "test"
[ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the screen [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three 
times in the past week
[*] you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group [*] you didn't post anything about motorcycles [*] you didn't post anything about guns
[ ] you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article [ ] you asked 'Whats the DOD?'
[ ] your mother dresses you funny
[ ] you ride a Jap POS
[ ] you ride a Harley POS
[ ] I've had a bad day, and yours was the first post I read [*] you're andy woodward
[ ] other -- ................................................ 

To recant, you must
[ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk [*] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours [ ] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you) [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq [ ] give your Congressman a donation of three hemp plants to decorate 
his office
[*] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to 
peroffspringopenings
[ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off [ ] promise to never, ever post ANYTHING on the net again. [ ] take andy woodward out of your killfile for 1 week [ ] read the FAQ
[*] send me a crisp $50 bill
[ ] other -- ................................................. 


John-
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Timothy W. Foreman - timf@AmericanMold.com Minneapolis, Minnesota - President : Internet BMW Riders Dod #1276 - AMA #451783 - BMWMOA #52858 - Squid Factor:6.27 

1982 BMW R100RS "Churchy La Femme" - Modified (Mikunis, Luftmeister exhaust...) 1984 Kaw GPz750 Turbo "The Rat" - Punched to 810cc, wrecked & resurrected