NGPZC: smart old fart
1kperday at gmail.com
Tue Jul 17 16:11:31 PDT 2007
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The
pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening during the summer the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He
grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he
saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made
the women aware of his presence and when they saw him they all went to
the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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