Its been nice but...........

Patrick Woodward Splendida at
Fri Jan 22 21:08:38 PST 2010

>From years past, this was suggested as a means to unsubscribe....

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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Dave Daniels<mailto:dwaynedaniels at> 
  To: GPZ List<mailto:gpzlist at> 
  Sent: Friday, January 22, 2010 8:19 PM
  Subject: Re: Its been nice but...........

  Congrats on the new bike Jay.

  --- On Fri, 1/22/10, Jay Loeppke <JLOEPPKE at CHARTER.NET<mailto:JLOEPPKE at CHARTER.NET>> wrote:

  Subject: Its been nice but...........
  To: "GPZ LIST" <gpzlist at<mailto:gpzlist at>>
  Date: Friday, January 22, 2010, 11:11 PM

  Sold my bike to a very nice guy that I know will take good care of her (the fast red one). Jumped onto a Connie along with my KLR. ITs time to leave this list but how? I have tried every link I could find. Any help would be appreciated. 

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