Its been nice but...........

Marilyn Mason masonjs at
Sat Jan 23 04:57:58 PST 2010

You've been waiting a long time for someone to unlist haven't you!!
You forgot to charge it with blue mentholated wolverine piss--a very 
dangerous liquid to collect.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Patrick Woodward" <Splendida at>
To: "GPZ List" <gpzlist at>
Sent: Saturday, January 23, 2010 12:08 AM
Subject: Re: Its been nice but...........

> >From years past, this was suggested as a means to unsubscribe....
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>  ----- Original Message ----- 
>  From: Dave Daniels<mailto:dwaynedaniels at>
>  To: GPZ List<mailto:gpzlist at>
>  Sent: Friday, January 22, 2010 8:19 PM
>  Subject: Re: Its been nice but...........
>  Congrats on the new bike Jay.
>  --- On Fri, 1/22/10, Jay Loeppke 
>  From: Jay Loeppke <JLOEPPKE at CHARTER.NET<mailto:JLOEPPKE at CHARTER.NET>>
>  Subject: Its been nice but...........
>  To: "GPZ LIST" <gpzlist at<mailto:gpzlist at>>
>  Date: Friday, January 22, 2010, 11:11 PM
>  Sold my bike to a very nice guy that I know will take good care of her 
> (the fast red one). Jumped onto a Connie along with my KLR. ITs time to 
> leave this list but how? I have tried every link I could find. Any help 
> would be appreciated.
>  Jay

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