Its been nice but...........

Randolph Peters arpee44 at
Sat Jan 23 21:21:13 PST 2010

Hey man, was it you who wrote the manual for my new cell phone?,
Man, you must be terribly snow-bound.
Anyway, thanks for a hilarious piece.
Randy from New Oleans
Now riding my ZZR 1200 in San Angelo, TX

----- Original Message ----
From: Patrick Woodward <Splendida at>
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Sent: Fri, January 22, 2010 11:08:38 PM
Subject: Re: Its been nice but...........

>From years past, this was suggested as a means to unsubscribe....

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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Dave Daniels<mailto:dwaynedaniels at> 
  To: GPZ List<mailto:gpzlist at> 
  Sent: Friday, January 22, 2010 8:19 PM
  Subject: Re: Its been nice but...........

  Congrats on the new bike Jay.

  --- On Fri, 1/22/10, Jay Loeppke <JLOEPPKE at CHARTER.NET<mailto:JLOEPPKE at CHARTER.NET>> wrote:

  Subject: Its been nice but...........
  To: "GPZ LIST" <gpzlist at<mailto:gpzlist at>>
  Date: Friday, January 22, 2010, 11:11 PM

  Sold my bike to a very nice guy that I know will take good care of her (the fast red one). Jumped onto a Connie along with my KLR. ITs time to leave this list but how? I have tried every link I could find. Any help would be appreciated. 


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