How you know its not a day to be riding motorcycles using power tools or fondling sharp objects.

Steven Bixby steven at
Sun Aug 11 12:01:43 PDT 2013

Why not ride motorcycles while using power tools *and* fondling sharp 

On 8/11/2013 10:17 AM, masonjs at wrote:
>> When you get up in the morning , go to the bathroom, flush the toilet,
>> wash your hands, grab the spray deodorant and push the button--- then
>> you have this stunned, WTF look on your face, your mind goes blank
>> until you realize you have just deodorized the bathroom with shaving
>> foam and the wall and mirror looks like the last scene from a porno
>> flik.
>> This is right up there with brushing your teeth with Brillcream (A
>> hell of a long time ago) or shaving soap in a tube.  Its surprizing
>> how long you can have that crap in your mouth until the taste
>> registers and your brain tells you to spit it out.
>> Jim survives another day.

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